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I always have an alibi
NedKelly1 NedKelly1 56-60, M 23 Answers Jan 24, 2013 in Community

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I give men favors without dentures on.

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The theft of a Cadbury's chocolate lorry. What can I say, I am drawn to purple.

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the police would only want to go after you if you broke the law no other reason

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No comment.

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Coz im just too dang sexy for it to be legal!

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Speeding maybe, or make a mistake on the road, would be the only things I can think of.

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They could use a good keyboard pla<x>yer.

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Probably for trespassing to rescue an abused animal.

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They want me to join their band....oh you probably meant the law enforcement kind..my bad.

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For speeding.

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i robbed a bank :o

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They needed some drugs,,to smoke.

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ahhh...because I ran away from somewhere...but then again I was already eighteen so maybe not.

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because :D i stole the cookie from the cookie jar

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They know I associate with you. :p

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low blow on old neddy - lol

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(:

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I have warrants, but hey, ever body wants to be wanted

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