I give men favors without dentures on.
The theft of a Cadbury's chocolate lorry. What can I say, I am drawn to purple.
the police would only want to go after you if you broke the law no other reason
Coz im just too dang sexy for it to be legal!
Speeding maybe, or make a mistake on the road, would be the only things I can think of.
They could use a good keyboard pla<x>yer.
Probably for trespassing to rescue an abused animal.
They want me to join their band....oh you probably meant the law enforcement kind..my bad.
i robbed a bank :o
They needed some drugs,,to smoke.
ahhh...because I ran away from somewhere...but then again I was already eighteen so maybe not.
because :D i stole the cookie from the cookie jar
They know I associate with you. :p
I have warrants, but hey, ever body wants to be wanted