i would never
I was in this nightclub one night. I was walking to the bar when someone pushed me on purpose. Naturally I swung round and engaged the assailant in hand to hand combat. It was really fierce and during the fracas, I noticed that my feet seemed to be getting stuck in some kind of coat that had been left on the floor. After my foe had been flattened, I looked down and saw that the 'coat' was actually a man..completely out of it on the floor. So, yeah, I guess I have fought over a man before.
I prefer him fighting over me instead