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BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F 12 Answers May 30 in Health

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No but it might get you a nicer car.

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bwahaha! lol

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Not necessarily. Just more fat or plastic (dependent on whether they're natural or not)

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just the thought makes me want to come over

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Let's begin measuring, shall we? I'll bring the ruler, and you provide the measuring cup.

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Boobies are so wonderful<br />
Boobies are so nice <br />
Boobies go so great with scotch<br />
Or bourbon over ice.<br />
<br />
Some guys live for love that’s true<br />
Some guys live for cooters<br />
I prefer to write dumb poems <br />
About bodacious hooters<br />
<br />
Boobies ain’t just singular<br />
They’re always set up double<br />
I love to plant my face in them <br />
And go…"BLUBBLE UBBLE UBBLE!<br />
<br />
Boobies are so versatile<br />
And have so many names<br />
Knockers, ta-tas, hooters, knobs…<br />
I call mine Ralph and James.<br />
<br />
Boobies come in such a wide<br />
Variety of sizes<br />
Some are just so awesome<br />
That they merit awesome prizes.<br />
<br />
Of course there are some not so nice<br />
That look like bowling pins<br />
With stretch-marks flopping down somewhere <br />
Around your granny’s shins.<br />
<br />
I love to watch the gals go by<br />
And watch their buttocks wiggle<br />
But really I’d much rather watch<br />
Their boobies bounce and jiggle<br />
<br />
Some of you might laugh at me<br />
To write this silly rhyme<br />
But boobies are my special love<br />
To me they are sublime.<br />
<br />
If I were Emperor of the world<br />
And master of all cities<br />
I’d pass a law to keep the girls<br />
From covering their *******<br />
<br />
Let them puppies loose I say<br />
Let ‘em sway and flop<br />
Riverdance be damned I say<br />
Let’s do the Boobie Hop<br />
<br />
I really respect womanhood <br />
And all their wondrous feats<br />
Especially wet t-shirts<br />
That show off their wondrous teats.<br />
<br />
I see boobs were e’er I look<br />
In mountains, lakes and rivers<br />
I sculpt them from all kinds of things<br />
Like marble and chopped liver.<br />
<br />
So if you think that I’m uncouth <br />
For where my head is at<br />
That’s O.K, I’ll give you that…<br />
Then swap you *** for tat.<br />
<br />
So in the end if you’ll forgive<br />
My weird preoccupation<br />
I’ll seek the help I truly need<br />
And keep you aBREAST of the situation.<br />
<br />
Thank you and good evening.

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Nop, will I more ***** if I have bigger balls?

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Will you? I don't know.

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let's see

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Now thats an interesting question cause if its a yes then nature is cruel cause then your baby will be fat and a Smaller chested womans baby would be undernourished?

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