I would send her to all the obligatory family functions
I can barely stand myself as it is... I'd either have to kill him, or make him move far, far away.
Send it on various errands.
i thought it would be obvious on e.p?
i would cut and mutilate myself and when i screamed for mercy i would stick a fork in my eye.
All the time. And we would be effing awesome together. We'd hang out and come up with crazy shenanigans and it would be awesome for my phone sex/cam gig, lol.
Right?! It would be the best time!
Your questions are almost as strange as your avatar. Guess what that makes you.
I'd have a sex session with my self multiple times :p
It sucks so much .-.