How would that work exactly? Perhaps you should look for someone closer..like a sister....or use a service for screening.
Isn't there a law against giving away your babies?
nope..you just can't sell them. People give up babies to adoption or act as surrogates all the time
Yes I have them every time I gotta poop
is your balloon knot pink, or brown
only if i can lift them out with my tongue
no.....been there and they are done, flown the coup.
Yes but I've never been pregnant before so may need to try over and over again
Do I look like a male seahorse to you?
Will you pass my screening process?
I make a baby I keep it. and love it and raise it .
You can have whoever you want :)
hell i'll try anything once if i like it twice