I dont need anything measured.
Not yet. But if I do I'll make sure to grab you.
are you 12 inches?
Yes. Now go measure my livingroom. I need a new rug.
You did indeed! :-D
You can be my protractor
yeah but i don't measure things too often.
Ruler as in leader or as in measurement?
Depends: are we talking in the bedroom?
I am a jealous god and I do not suffer a false god at my side. But since you're a woman, I'll suffer a goddess on top off me the hour before I go to sleep.