How far away from the Portland, Oregon area is it parked?
Don't be lackadaisical.
Dude, I don't even know you!
Well, being that I'm probably only about 1,200 miles away, sure! I like to be right neighborly!
Sure, if you eat that dog turd over there.
Now is the time to come up with a new smart technology that will make you millions...
Depends do I get to make pranks with your phone?