Ok, what is unsafe about mustaches? I don't have one, but I never thought that they were unsafe!
lol, ok I now see your point!
My wife won't kiss me if I haven't shaved in a couple of days!
if you shave your **** so we don't pole an eye out.
I thought it's goin to work up your c l i t?
i would if i had one but can e still kisssssssssssssssssssss
No, but my mustache and beard are both very soft, my hair is soft and very liked by women.
yeah... surely... anything for you honey... ;)
This is a packaged deal. >:[