Ha! I watched some documentary this morning about those who pull public stunts for attention, and there was a British fellow who was very proud of the fact that he was caught "streaking" at least 500 times, much of it at major sporting events and caught on film.
Well, his *** was rather flabby and jiggly, and it was my personal opinion that he really ought not.
Well I never!
says you. you ain't seen sexy until you've seen me in hot pants.