Two sausages are in a frying pan.<br />
One says, "Hey, is it just me or is it hot in here?"<br />
The other says, "Wow, a talking sausage!!"<br />
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My daughter still cracks me up the way she has been telling it for 20 years or so.

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who's there----- little ole lady<br />
little ole lady who------- I didnt know you could yotal

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"Hayyy"(But you have to make your wrist limp when you say it) <br />
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;o)

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miracle grow and fix-a-flat. :)

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