My dad always said........no matter what's bothering you or whatever problems you may have, 100 years from now, no one will care!!!<br />
and when a friend of mine, a HUGE fan of Elizabeth Taylor, got to meet her, I told my dad, and his reply was........"Well, if it'd been Jesus Christ or Abraham Lincoln, then I'd be impressed"......!!!
Irish= "Ah sure it'll be Grand" (when leg is hanging off after cliff fall)
A fool and his money are soon parted<br />
forgive but remember the b.a.stards name
"You made your bed; you're gonna have to lie in it."
My mother "Learn from others mistake"
From my family.....Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.
Eer all, see all, say nowt<br />
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt<br />
An if tha ever dus owt for nowt<br />
Allus do it for thissen
A hard head makes a soft @ss.... I still don't understand that one.
You may put up with the crap<br />
But don't expect the crap to put up with you<br />
Patented by me
really I am going to circumcise me and join the wise people