My dad always said........no matter what's bothering you or whatever problems you may have, 100 years from now, no one will care!!!
and when a friend of mine, a HUGE fan of Elizabeth Taylor, got to meet her, I told my dad, and his reply was........"Well, if it'd been Jesus Christ or Abraham Lincoln, then I'd be impressed"......!!!
Irish= "Ah sure it'll be Grand" (when leg is hanging off after cliff fall)
my mom always told me to do what makes me happy
A fool and his money are soon parted
forgive but remember the b.a.stards name
"You made your bed; you're gonna have to lie in it."
My mother "Learn from others mistake"
From my family.....Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.
Eer all, see all, say nowt
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt
An if tha ever dus owt for nowt
Allus do it for thissen
A hard head makes a soft @ss.... I still don't understand that one.
You may put up with the crap
But don't expect the crap to put up with you
Patented by me
really I am going to circumcise me and join the wise people