I wouldn't be too bothered, as far as I'm concerned the chap who lives downstairs is on his own with that one!
I'd come over with my ba
that's my only weapon.a baseball bat. I have a usmc kabar fighting knife but itstays in pawn, besides I don't want a knife fight. I'd rather box.
Escape out the back, and either get in the car and drive away or climb over the fence and call the police on my iPhone saying there's a man with a gun inside my home.
Tell her to get out an upstairs window and hide on the roof if she can or lock herself in a room. And call the cops.
kitchen knife and a fry pan. Lets get this f*cker.
i come out swinging
lock bedroom door and scream out window.. HELP theres a killer in my house.. i dont think he'll want to hang around
talk you thru intimidating ninja poses?.. oO
cuss and go on over and check.can I be grudgingly chivalrous?
I'd knock em out tie em up and tickle ern to they died or tie up insert a drip in to them to keep ern alive and one for food and leave them for years in the loft
If so someone called me I'd say... 'I don't know who they are. I don't know what they want. If they are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like them. If they let you go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for them, I will not pursue them. But if they don't, I will look for them, I will find them, and I will kill them."
I'd draw my bootknives and hope one of my 15 other housemates didn't catch him first. I'm much more better suited for a job like this than they are I believe. :-D
Unless the Jewish guy from downstairs secretly is a Mossad agent or something, but I'm going to dismiss that option, I want to have all the fun myself.
If only this country would get better self defense laws, that right is not getting protected properly around here.
Say the cars broken down. Which probably wont be a lie