don't answer the phone or answer the phone and say yer doctor told you to tell all your partners that you have syphilis.
that you were passable looking and loved dogs
wouldn't if you're butt ugly and mean to animals
Definite second date: Act like an arrogant jerk but be just nice enough to intrigue her and make her think she can `change` you into a nice guy. Make sure you brag about how women fall all over you all the time and everything you are awesome at. Make sure you tell her you have no interest in her chick flicks and are only interested in zombie flicks and action films.
Definite no second date: Be a Nice Guy. Get up in the friend zone.
Those are not MY criteria. My criteria is the opposite of that