There's a guy and a girl at a dance. One is shy of his wood eye, the other of her harelip. The boy finally gets the courage to ask the hare lipped girl for a dance. She says " Would I?! " <br />
Boy: Forget it harelip.
I really want to finish the joke, but I think the backlash would be too great. Lol.
Someone find a brush all this fresh wood needs finishin...is the punchline.
And thats a wrap that "wood finish" the joke.