A hairy man did not sit close to his wife. He stood far away and took his plight. He stood behind her and gazed and stared even came around to the group just to smile and flirt so we heard. At least make the hairy man wear a sweater ;O
HAHA...I don't know why this cracked me up but it did. This is what I though of...WHY...just WHY do hairy guys seemingly love a Speedo (so gross). What came to mind though is this face :/
A anthropological book on evolution called "The Hairy Ape"