Not really sure, but something close to how a parent feels about their child. Although I'm not a parent, so I wouldn't really know, lol!
Yea, that's what I'm basing it on, lol! xD
A fat bride
My doggie :(
Fat black girl that had a baby and almost got hit by a TV that her mother threw at her.
An ugly baby.
Because there isn't much else one can say about an ugly baby without offending, like " What a beautiful baby " would be, and sound, ingenuine.
A grey cat