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Asked By: infpisme 46-50, M  3 months ago

"I had to take my girlfriend to get an abortion"

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    justthinking763 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by justthinking763 1 Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:26AM

    My dog has an emotional issue this moring and cant be left alone.

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18 Answers to "Worst / Best excuse to use when calling in to skip work?"

  1. toJW - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by toJW Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:37AM

    Worst.
    I am sick today and can't make it (fake cough)
    Best
    I thought I would test the theory that I am totally irreplaceable in my job.

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  2. BigbadGus - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by BigbadGus Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:32AM

    "I fell down a well"

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  3. musicbook - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by musicbook Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:31AM

    I once had an employee call in and tell his supervisor, "I'm taking a mental health day."

    lol

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  4. guidospeedo69 - 70+ years old - male

    Posted by guidospeedo69 Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:29AM

    Tell them you have eye trouble; You just can't see going into work today

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  5. marleychick23 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by marleychick23 Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:24AM

    good question. i'm thinking about calling out today too. i need a break

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  6. hunkalove - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by hunkalove Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:30AM

    Testicles too swollen from MSB (Massive ***** Buildup) to walk.

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  7. Unquestioned - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Unquestioned Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:29AM

    I over slept and would hate to be late.

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  8. noplan1958 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by noplan1958 Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:29AM

    I think I have the flu, body aches, headaches, that will generally do the trick, they don't want you near them.

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  9. Lavender007 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by Lavender007 Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:29AM

    Family emergency

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  10. jltf82 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by jltf82 Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:25AM

    I find the "dental emergency" card a rather effective one to play :)

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  11. dilandau - 26-30 years old

    Posted by dilandau Mar 15th, 2013 at 4:50PM

    Keep it simple. Just say you're sick. You've been throwing up or something else. The easiest lies to get away with are the ones that are most likely to be true.

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  12. Marowit - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Marowit Mar 15th, 2013 at 10:55AM

    "I'm studying for midterms", when really I'm procrastinating about studying. Not proud of myself at all.

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  13. solowing - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by solowing Mar 15th, 2013 at 10:24AM

    worst: I'm sick (**** you! haul your sorry *** into work anyway)

    best: I've already got someone to cover my shift (cool, just don't show up later while drunk)

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  14. regretfulone71 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by regretfulone71 Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:43AM

    My dog ate my car!

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  15. LadyGypsy - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by LadyGypsy Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:36AM

    Death in the family.

    Wiccian Holy Day you are responsible for celebrating.

    Meeting with your lawyer about your IRS audit.

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  16. infpisme - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by infpisme Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:44AM

    LMAO, I love the Wiccan Holy Day! They can not discriminate against your religion!

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  17. PrettyPrecarious - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by PrettyPrecarious Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:31AM

    My pet goldfish had a heart attack, I have to contact all her family members and inform them, so it could take a while ;D

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  18. MisterManners - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by MisterManners Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:30AM

    It isn't my fault I'm peeing purple.

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  19. infpisme - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by infpisme Mar 15th, 2013 at 7:36AM

    yikes! Just don't mention that the boss is to! lol

    Like (1)

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