Taking a dump.
Any heavily populated areas. As long as there are humans about you're never safe.
A night club full of people off their heads.
At a sports stadium.
The place where the first outbreaks happen, you have little time to prepare, and there will quickly be more zombies than people. Also cities because once those people turn to zombies that's a lot of zombies
On a bus.
A Hospital. Where everyone who's ill, bitten, infected gets taken to before people know what will happen to them. Like a damn town meeting of zombies in one big building. Unless you're Irish with a bag of cans or called Officer Grimes, you're ******.
in a walker's mouth.
At school, in the bathroom
Somewhere crowded with few exits... a stadium perhaps, at a concert or a sporting event?
Realistically, pretty much anywhere except on a boat in the middle of the ocean.
the mall/city, who in there right minds
best place: Anywhere below 0 Fahrenheit
Out in the open, where they can see you.
A big, overcrowded city.
The middle of a pack of zombies?!