I think you and my wife will really get along
the paper mache wife and I would like to thank you for BA with a smile almost as big as theoneyouwerewarnedabouts =D
The last date I took here put out, it was very romantic.
*sniff sniff* was that you or me? oO
any wonder you don't score
"Brb I have to take a s.h.i.t."
Babe, I have you figured out and know what will make you happy. You are like the other gf I had.
"I brought my ex here too"
Is your mum a good fcuk
It'd probably be:
"I hate you, you suck, and I never want to see you again. i also hope you burn in the fiery depths of Hell, but you probably won't because you are a demon and can withstand that much heat".
Yeah, I'd say that would be the worst thing to say on a romantic date :p
I'm really not a woman... I'm a man.
walks away slowly
Lmao ha I would too if I was a guy and I heard that.
"I Just farted" -"Don't worry it was silent, so no one else will hear it."
Ive claimed a fart on a 1st date. It breaks the tension.
I'm bored, what now??????
by the way, all these other answers are hilarious....great stuff!! LOL *applauds*
Last week, when that gonorrhea in my eye finally cleared up...
is that all?
I have a present for you....I bought you a plot next to my mothers
Woops, wrong table!
if you had to be hitler, would you kill enough jews to be convincing
Do u like sex? *shaking my head*
My friend told a guy on their first date she had to go to the bathroom to queef.