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davish16 davish16 18-21, M 24 Answers Nov 3, 2012 in Dating & Relationships

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I think you and my wife will really get along

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lol

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the paper mache wife and I would like to thank you for BA with a smile almost as big as theoneyouwerewarnedabouts =D

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The last date I took here put out, it was very romantic.

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*sniff sniff* was that you or me? oO

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any wonder you don't score

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"Brb I have to take a s.h.i.t."

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Babe, I have you figured out and know what will make you happy. You are like the other gf I had.

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Is your mum a good fcuk

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It'd probably be: <br />
"I hate you, you suck, and I never want to see you again. i also hope you burn in the fiery depths of Hell, but you probably won't because you are a demon and can withstand that much heat".<br />
Yeah, I'd say that would be the worst thing to say on a romantic date :p

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let's ****

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I'm really not a woman... I'm a man.

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walks away slowly

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Lmao ha I would too if I was a guy and I heard that.

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"I Just farted" -"Don't worry it was silent, so no one else will hear it."

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Ive claimed a fart on a 1st date. It breaks the tension.

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I'm bored, what now??????<br />
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by the way, all these other answers are hilarious....great stuff!! LOL *applauds*

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Last week, when that gonorrhea in my eye finally cleared up...

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is that all?

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I have a present for you....I bought you a plot next to my mothers

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Woops, wrong table!

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if you had to be hitler, would you kill enough jews to be convincing

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Do u like sex? *shaking my head*

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My friend told a guy on their first date she had to go to the bathroom to queef.

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