I would hope he has the courtesy to kill me before eating me
It would be worth the effort to smash your head in with a rock first, as you would otherwise fight back and hurt me!
I wouldn't like it, personally. Teeth hurt.
Assuming you're not excessively into pain, yes.
He's been hitting the Bath salts
Considering you wake up with the agonizing pain of 'HeyNoFace! :D' maybe just a little bit on the bummer side of things.