i prefer "fet-ted with praise" ( play on words lol)
Yeah and when you make a sale you can say "and remember, go **** yourself" and you'll all laugh.
Not really,a name as rough as that would either horrify or bemuse passers-by,and more importantly,perhaps scare off some of the potential customers.But of course,there would be practically nowhere that local authorities would approve or register any name like that.
Sounds like the complaint department for the Government.
You should add 'in style' to the name