I can think of worst things to warrant the classification of "assault"!
Under the law, assault is any touch without your permission.
However penalty will depend on severity of results, and degree of intention and awareness.
if it was helmet cheese definetly.
Yes; it is assault and a few other charges ....
imagine if it was a sausage shoved in your mouth
would it be rape
I'd tell the brat, "Do that again and mommy's gonna break your cute little fingers."
Assault is assault if someone harms, hurts you without permission. If they spit on you it's assault in some states. All states are different. If they shove or push you and they hurt you it's assault. So yes! to the first question. To the second question it's called intent to murder with cheese if you are allergic. Laughing!
Do you happen to be allergic to cheese?
Don't think you have a case then.
if the person knew that you do not like cheese and hurt you by doing it yes. would you be waisting police time, yes. just change the locks.
Not Sexual Assault...Not Physical Assault...but....Fromage Assault!........