Nope. Ask a man
Well, it's like this... cook + me + today = AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. Sorry, but you are welcome to some salad :)
Sure, I'll go make some chicken feet soup right now.
You won't know if you like it unless you try it... :D
How about squirrel brains on toast instead?
I also have some two-week old possum stew...
go make me a sammich
Of course but you will have to come over to my house.
Another wienie on the grill?
Sure. Do you like Cheerios and milk?