Just drop Pammie in the nearest river--she sure won't sink with those fake floatation devices glued to her chest and she'll just float to safety
No, I'd let fate take its course with that obnoxious cretin who is such a bad fake with skinny body and huge fake breasts and is a PETA dupe too. I'd leave Kid Rock to his fate too.
Would she airlift me out of danger? NO. Why would I air lift her out?
Pretty sure her breasts will provide enough padding to protect her from most danger.
She has two, at least.
how much do those breasts weigh?
that's all? a robinson r22 to the rescue! rock can get the next chopper...
they'll have to put those out before boarding the chopper.
I am not an eagle, sir!