Zombie pets are a big responsibility
Wouldn't your lower jaw have to be removed too? I can't wait for tomorrow night!
I have to work ): But I'll TiVo it so don't spoil it for me before I get to see it! lol
Yes then I would charge people to see you
yes i would cos i don't discriminate and i always wanted a pet
Nah, I prefer to kill my zombies on the spot with extreme prejudice.
killing your ugly *** would be better
why? you'd make a wonderful pet as you are.
see, the funny thing is, if i wrote that you'd make a better c@mdumpster as a human, you would have reacted better.
i'm just surprised i wasn't. i'll be good. i promise. did someone let it slip that i'm submissive but uppity about it. i'd hoped to keep that a secret. could you do me a big favor and smile if i tell a good joke? well, i don't know if i can do that, but i can reaffirm your world view. The Second Law of Thermodynamics is, "There can be no process resulting in a net decrease in the total entropy of all bodies involved." Entropy is a measure of disorder. A rough translation of this is "Everything eventually turns to sh|t."
I wouldn't cut your arms off...
Your arms would be bound, but still very much attached.