No. I'd rather pay several escorts to bang me all night and I'll eventually die of a heart attack because I overdosed on Viagra©.
I have think I am too cheap for that.
Don't need to hire. I know a few who would kill me for free. Anytime.
i'd rather pay a serial killer to slit my throat
I usually hire a hit man to take me out once a year... not because I want to die, it just keeps me in shape.