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Would you like to be a cow, and be milked? I know i would!?

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your so funny jesus lolol

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zapbranagin9244	Posted Aug 4th, 2009 at 1:05PM i'd rather be be a bull and be milked ;) Rated: +3Vote for this!
Redloneestar	Posted Aug 4th, 2009 at 5:21AM would not dare it Rated: +2Vote for this!
chatty22	Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 11:19AM I had a really long conversation about this the other day! Did you ever realise that cows have to be impregnated to start producing milk? When that realisation hit me, I was freaked. It's not milk anymore. It's baby cow's milk. We're drinking milk meant for baby cows. I'd be miffed if someone stole my baby juice. I'd rather like to be a cow in general though :D Rated: +2Vote for this!
ShadowofDoubt	Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 3:38PM Are you going to tip me over after you're done??? Rated: +2Vote for this!
ironwand	Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 4:24AM Being milked sounds nice, but I think I might have totally the wrong idea. Rated: +1Vote for this!
robbhill76	Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 4:30AM moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Rated: +1Vote for this!
jtimj	Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 5:44AM I want to be the one milking the cow. Mmmmmm Opps you probably mean an actual cow....me bad!! Rated: +1Vote for this!
kowen	Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 5:46AM You're only thinking of your d-ick again you dirty old bugger.He,He. Rated: +1Vote for this!
Friskykat	Posted Aug 4th, 2009 at 12:40AM Sounds like your udders are full Rated: +1Vote for this!

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