When we have a bit of warmer weather I'll shave my mop off. At this rate You might get me mixed up with ZZ Top
Probably not but I can pass in a beanie.
I wish; but sadly, I doubt it. I do not have the face or appearance that can pull off any style.
Nooooooo I look better like Cousin It :-P
I'd look good regardless
I am bald and no.
No. The back side of my head is flat.
a 5 ft tall walkin talkin pen is?.........no
already ahead of you. :P