no i am a pervert i d be looking up the females skirts
There is no such thing as a good elf
Only if you're looking for a 6" sarcastic and cynical elf ;-)
Too much elf and safety for me.
I would make a good elf and safety person.
Yes i reckon i would a lot of people have called me a lil elf in the past:-)))
Dudette, I'm 350 pounds...
No I would be giving it to Mrs Claus on XMAS eve