1 punch = warning....2 punches = restraint....3 punches = night night

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All three of those warnings go out the window once you touch my face.....then we have a serious issue

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See that wouldn't work with me because my first punch would knock you the **** out. I Ike to wear brass knuckles.

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brass knuckles don't mean I'm getting knocked out, especially if it's hitting in the face o_O now side of the head? maybe...but we talking face here...I'd loose those teeth gladly, and take yours as a trophy.

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lose*

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True, brass knuckles to the face is more likely to knock out teeth or break your nose than it is to knock them unconscious. However, this isn't a real fight. In a boxing match, I'd have no chance. In a realistic fight though, well, I hope you have health insurance.

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British....no insurance needed :p ...and I think I'd use a leather cord to display your teeth, wear them as a necklace o_o

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As if. You'd be more worried about your headstone. XP

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Naa, that bad boy is gonna have to wait, think I'll take a single earring from you too....just so months later...you look for it thinking you just lost it...and remember what happened o_o...

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Nah, the only ear piercings I have couldn't come out without considerable careful work, so you'd have to rip my ear helix in half for it. But don't worry. I won't need to look for an earring to remember beating some guy's ***.

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well i wasn't planning on exactly giving you a massage after our scuffle o_O ..... You seem to have mixed up "beating so guy" and "getting thoroughly whooped till a small amount of pee comes out"

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some* thank you predictive text

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Yeah see that's where your thought process starts to break down. I've only just met you, and I can't find any reason why I'd want to fight you. But for the purposes of this *cough* "hypothetical situation" (it's important to always say that phrase in a very snooty voice), I'm assuming I've found some reason that I'd wanna fight you. If this were true, it's not as if I'm gonna give you a fair chance to fight back, meaning things like sucker punches, ball shots, and most importantly knives, are going to be involved. I don't get whooped. Ever.

Lol I hate predictive text too XD

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Ah but see, using your logic here..I must have a reason to fight you...meaning I'm up in a tree with a blow gun and enough tranq to put down an elephant, then boot of a car, empty warehouse and all reservoir dogs on yo *** o_o all "hypothetical" of course (you're right about saying that with a raised nose and air of wealth and snobbery)

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The vast majority of fights I've been in have been with wine sodden partygoers at a rave or beer drenched crazies at a heavy metal concert. I've fought with police before but that was in a third world country where the cops were essentially just thugs who robbed citizens on the street.

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This conversation is worthless because from what I know about BlueMetalChick, there's a 90% chance she'd just shank you. And then probably get arrested.

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Yep. Ten times harder.

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Likely but not promised

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No. Not worth it

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no just break the punching wrist

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A karate chop to the throat is just as good

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Probably

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I usually don't punch women. Usually.

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Nope

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Of course, you fool.

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no

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