I don't play the violin, how about the viola?
If I do then I hope for your sake that you are deaf :O)
No. I'm no longer allowed to come within 100 feet of a violin due to the restraining order.
Now, is that a nice way for someone to tell me that my violin playing sounds exactly like 5 long-tailed cats in a dark room full of rocking chairs?
Lol if I knew how to play :)
Sure, but you want ask me to do it ever again!!
I csan't play the violin, I'll quote poetry whilst playing the guitar tho'
Well I hope so, are you ready ?
I can recite the abc's while playing the triangle.
You need Rumi for that.
Nope. I would sing original love songs for you whilst playing the violin
no, unoriginality is lame, and it would ruin the violin music