Both ends, baby!
Confetti. Glitter sticks to everything!
Can you imagine all the sparkles on the public toilet seats?!
Exactly! That stuff is almost impossible to get off.
Seriously! How often in a year do you hear someone say..."You have a sparkle on your cheek." LOL!
I think I might change my diet. :)
Fart glitter. I'd hate for something like confetti to be in mouth.
laugh milk out my nose