Having long hair and knowing how hurtful it is, I rather live with a pole through my head. Sounds less painful if I am to get use to it. Yea...

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Agreed

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LIVE with a pole through my head? I'd be pretty damn grateful if I were still alive with a pole through my head. I could probably make a living out of it by going onto chat shows and explaining how it happened and perhaps even join the circus...Being caught in a windmill just sounds hellish in comparison...so it's pole through head. :)

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*** hat pit bull moon child dream spit.

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Are you positive, though?

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sick cow cradle cancer whack a mole!!!!

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Hair ripped out.. or javelin thru the head... Hmmm, I'm mostly bald anyway... so the hair thing.

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Would love to have a polish conjoined twin. We could share American/pollock jokes.

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hatatata

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It's probably time I left lol, my jokes are becoming increasingly worse, and I think EP may have been suppressing and diluting my cognitive skills.

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Any signs of typing in mid air?

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Nope, just can never remember where I put my keyboard.

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New symptom... I'll have to look into this.....

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how big is the pole?

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Ask Phineus

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I do not believe either of those options would result in continued living.

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The windmill one I may or may not have seen on Oprah, and Phineas Gage. Thankya

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ayuh

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WHY

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Because some day, when you're given the ultimatum, you will know, thanks to me.

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