Dog: pees outside, does not put everything in his mouth, eats dog food without help, doesn't need diapers, grandma doesn't complain about it if you let the dog cry for five minutes, He drinks water from a bowl with no help, he doesn't need a crib or play pen, he will never learn how to talk back, have unwanted babies, need thousands of dollars for college, don't forget the wedding, AND he won't ever argue with you. BABY: none of the above.
A baby dog.
Um... some babies are dogs (of course their mothers still think they're cute).
At this point, a cat, and for the same reason---less dependent.
A baby when I am older, but I never want a dog. Some Chinese people love dog meat.
Dogs lifespan is shorter, so i'll say dog.
Dog. If I have kids I'm gonna wanna adopt probably. It'd be so nice to just get a kid who knows how to wipe his own *** and skip that whole "three days without sleep eating coffee beans like cereal" stage.
a dogbaby.....cool, eh?