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You're offered $50,000 a year on one condition. You have a choice: 1. Your knees will be moved to be 6 inches higher on your leg (which makes walking weird), OR 2. Your voice will change to a high-pitched chipmunk voice at random intervals throughout the day without notice, OR 3. Don't take the money and don't get stuck with either of these. Which do you take?
Steinbaum Steinbaum 26-30, M 9 Answers Jul 11 in Embarrassing & Funny

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2, chipmunk voice. That could be funny. :)

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You could get a job as a radio host. Everyone would tune in hoping to hear you break into your chipmunk voice.

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Lol, good idea! :)

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3! I'm not that desperate for money.

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I make close to that each month. You'd have to offer considerably more to make either of those options even slightly attractive.

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Uh, yeah, so you can just say #3.

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Do you think 50k is a lot of money?

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I earn more than that in a year so no...

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You can keep your job. This is just side money.

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None of them then, not for only 50k, it's really not that much money you know

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Obviously not. You're also not doing any labor. It's essentially free money every year in exchange for some crazy person's amusement.

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Sure, but the options available would severly restrict my social and work life to the point of serious embarrasment and the money you're suggesting isn't worth it

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The money

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1 or 2?

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