I don't talk to you here.
If 1. we actually met then yeah. 2. if we met then yeah and 3. if we met then yeah.
Yes. There you go, captain of the obvious.
If I talked to bags, they'd put me away.
maybe not if u were wearing the paperbag but otherwise yes.
Hard to say to be honest, I do not talk to paperbags
Maybe. The bag might scare me a little.
Not with that bag on your head--unless maybe you're a NY Knicks fan, then I understand
Sure , if you would wear that bag ! Would be fun to have dinner in a restaurant with you wearing that bag.