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bunga87 bunga87 26-30, F 8 Answers Jun 10, 2012

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CAN I FEEL?

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Three nuns were sat on a park bench and a flasher walked by.<br />
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Two of them had a stroke, but the other couldnt reach it.

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I wondered why a frisby appears larger and larger the nearer it gets..then it hit me

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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.<br />
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.<br />
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.<br />
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce *****. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.<br />
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When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.<br />
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.<br />
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.<br />
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ***-kicking.<br />
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.<br />
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.<br />
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.<br />
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.<br />
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Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in <br />
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Chuck Norris commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.<br />
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.<br />
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Parakeets arevery smart birds who suck seed in life!

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