your moma fell out ot the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down<br />
yo mama so fat she is taller sitting down
speaking of antiques... yo mama so dumb, she went into an antique store and asked "What's new?"
as am i lololol
Your mom is so blind that she thinks she kiss your dad, but really it was you that she kissed so she had to put on her glasses to realize that.
Yo mama is so dirty she makes a used diaper look good.
Your mom is so fat<br />
How fat is she?<br />
Your momma is so big and fat<br />
That she can get busy with 22 burritos<br />
When times are rough<br />
I thought I saw her in the back of taco bell in handcuffs-Pharcyde great lyrics will blog them
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time, folks!"
booo. yo mama so dumb she thought taco bell was a the mexican version of sprint
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
okay, that's why yo mama twice the man you are
Yo mama middle name is Rambo
yo mama teeth so big she can eat corn thru a fence
you know how i know yo mama's been using my laptop? white-out on the screen
ya mama so fat her CAR got stretch marks
that's why if yo mama n daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister
your mother is mentally disabled
nut doesn't fall too far from the tree, huh? try again
Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so poor, I once saw her at the store with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama is so dumb, she went to the orthodontist's to get a "blue tooth"
Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody
Yo mama so big, she's got her own zipcode
Now that is a new classic!
@ multipleme... yeah, most of mine are fairly old school. Haven't done "yo mama" jokes in some time. LOL
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot be takin pictures of her!
Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving"
Yo mama is like a bowling ball: picked up, fingered, and thrown in da gutter!
Theses are so great though, makes me think of ***ing a big fat ***, if you know what I mean, ah the good ol days...
Did we do, Yo mama so fat, when yo daddy had sex with her, he got lost?
@ multipleme. LMAO!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for the drug test
Yo mama so white, she made Michael Jackson look black
yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1
yo mama so dumb when she hears it's chilly outside she runs to get a bowl.
yo mama so dumb she puts paper on her tv so she can watch "paper view"
yo mama like an old fashioned shotgun... two ***** and she blows.
damn the censors! LOL two c..o..c..k..s..
yo mama so nasty, she was playin in the sandbox and a cat came along and buried her
yo mama so fat, her butt gets counted as "carry-on"
LOL.. this is waaaaaaaaay more amusing than it should be. Yo mama so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is an income tax refund.
yo mama so ugly, the makeup she uses is called "Why bother?"
Yo mama sucks so much d@#k, she sells her spit to a ***** bank
Good times LizzeeB... good times... just like when yo mama mama strapped a mattress to her back and went down to the corner to offer curb-side service. :P Have a good night! Me and yo mama sure will! ;)
LMAO!!!! That's classic! Sweet dreams Lizzee.