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in honor of mother's day lol
LizzeeB LizzeeB 18-21, F 8 Answers May 14, 2012

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your moma fell out ot the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down<br />
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yo mama so fat she is taller sitting down

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haha, careful with that joke, it's an antique :)

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speaking of antiques... yo mama so dumb, she went into an antique store and asked "What's new?"

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as am i lololol

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Your mom is so blind that she thinks she kiss your dad, but really it was you that she kissed so she had to put on her glasses to realize that.

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Yo mama is so dirty she makes a used diaper look good.

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ya mama got one toe and one knee, they call her Toeknee

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Your mom is so fat<br />
How fat is she?<br />
Your momma is so big and fat<br />
That she can get busy with 22 burritos<br />
When times are rough<br />
I thought I saw her in the back of taco bell in handcuffs-Pharcyde great lyrics will blog them

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you mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued

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yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time, folks!"

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already used! you lose lol

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booo. yo mama so dumb she thought taco bell was a the mexican version of sprint

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lol
you mama so ugly she made her reflection cry

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yo mama so dumb on her job application under 'education' she put "hooked on phonics"

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It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

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Yo mama so poor I seen her kickin a can down the street, asked her what she was doing, she said "moving"

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okay, that's why yo mama twice the man you are

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I'm sorry I shouldn't even be talking about your mother like that, I don't even know the man! ahahahahaha

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Yo mama middle name is Rambo

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Yo mama bald headed with a part and sideburns

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yo mama teeth so big she can eat corn thru a fence

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damn, I died a little on that one lol. But no, you won't win! Yo mama head so big if you slapped her ear she'd hear an echo

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you know how i know yo mama's been using my laptop? white-out on the screen

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ya mama so fat her shadow got stretch marks

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ya mama so fat her CAR got stretch marks

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yo mama so bald, when she put a turtle neck on, it looks like a roll of deodorant

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that's why if yo mama n daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister

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ya mama only got three fingers, she runs around steeling bowling balls

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your mother is mentally disabled

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So is your moms son

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nut doesn't fall too far from the tree, huh? try again

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Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

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you mama so poor her doormat don't say 'welcome' it says 'welfare' lol

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Yo mama is so poor, I once saw her at the store with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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Yo mama is so dumb, she went to the orthodontist's to get a "blue tooth"

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Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.

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you mama so ugly they push her face into the dough to make Gorilla Cookies

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody

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you mama so fat you gotta look at her twice to see her once!

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Yo mama so big, she's got her own zipcode

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Now that is a new classic!

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yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections

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@ multipleme... yeah, most of mine are fairly old school. Haven't done "yo mama" jokes in some time. LOL

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Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot be takin pictures of her!

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ya mama head so small, I pierced her ear and she died

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Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving"

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used again. Try again mudah suckah! lol

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yo mama breath so stank when she yawns her teeth duck

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Yo mama is like a bowling ball: picked up, fingered, and thrown in da gutter!

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Theses are so great though, makes me think of ***ing a big fat ***, if you know what I mean, ah the good ol days...

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ya mama got no arms and she be tryna raise the roof

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Did we do, Yo mama so fat, when yo daddy had sex with her, he got lost?

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@ multipleme. LMAO!

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for the drug test

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yo mama so poor she eat cereal with a fork to save milk

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Yo mama so white, she made Michael Jackson look black

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yo mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World

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yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps

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ya mama so dumb she got locked out of a convertible

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1

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your mama's so fat her favorite food is 'seconds'

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lol, ya mama so dumb she sit's on the tv and watches the couch

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yo mama so dumb when she hears it's chilly outside she runs to get a bowl.

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yo mama so dumb she puts paper on her tv so she can watch "paper view"

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yo mama so fat her car made out of spandex

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lololol, yo mama so nasty she gotta pour salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

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yo mama like an old fashioned shotgun... two ***** and she blows.

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your mama hair so short if you braid it, it look like stitches

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damn the censors! LOL two c..o..c..k..s..

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yo mama so nasty, she was playin in the sandbox and a cat came along and buried her

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your mom went to court the judge said "order,order,order." your mom said kingsize burger and fries please

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yo mama so fat, her butt gets counted as "carry-on"

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Now THAT cracked me up! But ya mama so old she knew Burger King when he was just a prince

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LOL.. this is waaaaaaaaay more amusing than it should be. Yo mama so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is an income tax refund.

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yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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yo mama so ugly, the makeup she uses is called "Why bother?"

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ya mama so fat when she turns around they give her a welcome back party

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Yo mama sucks so much d@#k, she sells her spit to a ***** bank

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Ok Dragonhermit u give up? lol. Alright I'll leave you with this one, and then I'm don. Yo mama so fat when she fell down, I didn't wanna laugh, but the ground was crackin up! lololol. Night night

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Good times LizzeeB... good times... just like when yo mama mama strapped a mattress to her back and went down to the corner to offer curb-side service. :P Have a good night! Me and yo mama sure will! ;)

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just make sure ya'll used a condom, the world doesn't need another ball of ugly running around lol. kay tootles. Oh shoot, I think I just played myself too lol. Oh well I'm sleepy hell!

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LMAO!!!! That's classic! Sweet dreams Lizzee.

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