Hmmm...I'm trying to think which would kill me faster...Molten Stainless steel...Or Hot sulfuric Acid...
A vat of beer, do not pull me out.... In fact when Harry Houdini was in the UK, he was nearly poisoned in one, what with the Co2
Nacho cheese...the cheap, yellow kind they sell at football games.
A 90F degree super saturated salt water...I'd be very bouyant!
Sorry to hear you're roasting. Water, much warmer than you wish, would be good.
chocolate milk might be fun for a while and you would have increased buoyancy over being in water