I'd say that coconut tree is looking pretty sexy right about now ...
A sharp hatchet
pocket p u s ssy
the mirage on the other side of the island with a pool and full bar with free drinks and food.
Pretty sure girls aren't inanimate ob<x>jects (usually, anyway) ... unless she, like, died in the shipwreck that got you stranded in the first place ... and then she would definitely be inanimate.
An mp3 pla<x>yer
Any female that was willing to be stuck with me foe 2 years.
a tree also