At least it wasn't a severed head! I'd have been very disappointed ;-)
Put ball bats in it
Isn't it obvious? Buy a gun! :-)
Put a samurai sword in it. Or you could sell it. People here adore anything related to firearms.
I put my fishing poles on one the guns are in the safe locked up tight
I used to quote that all the time when I was in 5th grade hehe
Hang it backwards and use it for high heels