Ummm.. who are you and what are you doing in my house? :P
You mean if you were sitting in my house with a mutual friend?
I would rob you and shoot you and call the police!
like a boss! >:3
Do you have a joint? Let's light that motherf-ucker!
already 4 people in a small house......you guys better be fixin something
It depends on the type of friend. Are you experiencing someone pulling your chain on the friend story. If she is having man friends over while you are gone. Kick her out.
Are the two of you sober? ;)