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holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 108 Answers Dec 30, 2012 in Community

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Good start, but you've still got some work to do. Here... put on this blonde wig, and apron, and clear heels.

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lol

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Your making 2 of those right?

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I'd say, 'where the bloody hell did you get bread this time at night?'

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Make It Rain... "bullets"... LOL, Well, afterward I would eat the sandwich... Waste Not, Want Not (<:

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I would say "Pardon me I must be in the wrong house." Then I would leave quickly, call 9-1-1 and not go back until the police took you out. Next time wait till I'm home,ring the doorbell and ask me to make you a sandwich.

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You better hope I'm in the wrong house ! As I pull out my 38 special !

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I am glad I read the other answeres, before writing my initial thoughts. You guys have made me smile this morning. I thank all of you for that.

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"Clean up after yourself. And the toilet seat better be down."

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"nice spread there, but my spread is better" ROFL Too funny!

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I hope you didnt eat all the Pastrami!

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Where's ur wife :-)

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I finally get the fantasy of a black man breaking in and just my luck he wants my fridge :)

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that's only because you weren't home

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Hmmm meow

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I'm home now :)

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Good. I've got another idea for a sandwich. You may like this one

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I'm all ears :) let me guess you supply the mayo :)

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You see my drift

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Wait did you steal a carrot or did you like that sandwich :)

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that's your tip

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Could I get a pickle with that?

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Who are you and how did you get in here are the first questions, followed by some statements that you would be wise to follow concerning leaving right then.

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I would grab my gun before there was any talking.

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Don't forget to put tomatoes in those sandwiches ;)

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Don't put pickles on my sandwich.

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*Point a shotgun to your face* <br />
"How 'bout a tasty lead sandwich with a side of Sarge! Hold the life... and the mayo."

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Depends on who the sandwich is for

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I would say, "dude, you realize that's my cleaning closet and not the pantry? I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

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