Good start, but you've still got some work to do. Here... put on this blonde wig, and apron, and clear heels.
Your making 2 of those right?
I'd say, 'where the bloody hell did you get bread this time at night?'
Make It Rain... "bullets"... LOL, Well, afterward I would eat the sandwich... Waste Not, Want Not (<:
I would say "Pardon me I must be in the wrong house." Then I would leave quickly, call 9-1-1 and not go back until the police took you out. Next time wait till I'm home,ring the doorbell and ask me to make you a sandwich.
You better hope I'm in the wrong house ! As I pull out my 38 special !
I am glad I read the other answeres, before writing my initial thoughts. You guys have made me smile this morning. I thank all of you for that.
"Clean up after yourself. And the toilet seat better be down."
"nice spread there, but my spread is better" ROFL Too funny!
I hope you didnt eat all the Pastrami!
Where's ur wife :-)
I finally get the fantasy of a black man breaking in and just my luck he wants my fridge :)
I'm home now :)
I'm all ears :) let me guess you supply the mayo :)
Wait did you steal a carrot or did you like that sandwich :)
Could I get a pickle with that?
Who are you and how did you get in here are the first questions, followed by some statements that you would be wise to follow concerning leaving right then.
I would grab my gun before there was any talking.
Don't forget to put tomatoes in those sandwiches ;)
Don't put pickles on my sandwich.
*Point a shotgun to your face*
"How 'bout a tasty lead sandwich with a side of Sarge! Hold the life... and the mayo."
Depends on who the sandwich is for
I would say, "dude, you realize that's my cleaning closet and not the pantry? I wouldn't eat that if I were you."