....then who was that fat man that kept giving me condoms on Christmas?....He said it was a present....
Bite your tongue !
There is one Santa
oh, how sad. Santa is alive and well. He or she may not be someone who you see out and about, but Santa is very real. Do something just out of the goodness of your heart for someone less fortunate and you will find santa within your own heart.
The Grinch started out three sizes too small.
What?!! Don't tell me that!!
*Wails and gnashes at the teeth*
well i do now... ;|
You little *****