Haha Chica, I have had the honour of seeing your pics, and I can see quite clearly your not from this planet. :))
is it ? which plane or planet did you land from ?
you trickster.. did you anal probe any cows?...
Who is more foolish, the fool or the one choosing the fool as company?
lucky you....we are stuck here....
Trust me it gets better, you might find a human likable and forget you were an alien from planet zurganoth ;)