get rid of all the people and try something new
turn all of the golf courses into nice living areas for the homeless, and nice shelters for abandoned animals
Isn't a day without mistakes boring?
Start OVER!! --maybe no people this time, just animals.
People ARE animals...Mammals specifically like all the other warm blooded live bearing species on the planet.
You know what I mean...... :/
Kill whichever god allowed for children to be raped and their assailants to get away with it.
Fire the answering service.
get totally overwhelmed and press the red button
Task #1: Become Morgan Freeman...
Make unicorns exist.
I would destroy most of the religions on earth and start over as God. God has killed more people according to his followers then any other person and I would punish them all.
Find a hot place in Hell for George W. Bush!
I would wipe all knowledge of my existence from the minds of mortals so that they could find their own way without arguing who knew me the best.
Repeal creation. And restart afresh without human beings. At least no one will be destroying the planet.
Have sex with this married man I have a crush on......kidding
find the most beautiful woman on earth
Lolz. I'm here Hunny! Kidding
will you be friend of mine ..and am not kidding...sure wanna chat with you...xxx
Show and prove my existence, and then promptly unite the world in it's causes.
Open a swiss bank account, and magically put money in it, so that when I am no longer God I can live comfortably. Also I may end that world hunger issue, and fix the pollution problem.
I would gather all the religious leaders of the world and scorn them in front of the entier world for twisting my word to benift there cause not my true way next i would move on to big government and do the same
Make myself an eternal god....
It would certainly involve my partner, his health issues, and some of the best gay sex imaginable, just to help clear up some mistranslations. That's the last time I use The Christians as publishers.