God: how often do you check your voice mail?<br />
Satan: Do you guys have a really good sunscreen down there?
GOD: Is it ok if I go with you to heaven now?<br />
satan: You have lost the battle, right?
I would have to ask god where my keys are, and ask Satan why did you hide my keys?
God: Is there a heaven like we are led to believe?<br />
Satan: How can I get thee gone forever? or Are there cold drinks available in hell?
Would either of you be willing to let a restaurant franchise be established in your location? One question two answers...but what is a good name for the place?
God: What happened to the dinosaurs <br />
Devil: Why Fire ?
god where the **** have you been and satan get the **** out of my life! he he
GOD: Never leave the hands of ur mankind, and plzz guide me in every path of life! PROMISE? <br />
DEVIL: why didn't u bow down in front of Adam R.A, and why did u made them eat that forbidden fruit ? :@
Wtf? And anychance we can renegotiate?
To each of them:<br />
God : Do you love Satan ?<br />
Satan : Do you love God ?<br />
These two have gone at each other for so long , you'd think one would have won by now.
Satan: Can't you just keep that evil ball low?<br />
God: Will you please just keep that heavenly ball rolling?
WHERE were you all this while? to God<br />
When are you off on a holiday?.you have been working too hard. To satan
How much would you give me for my soul
God: Where are my wings?<br />
Satan: Its been a while, hasn't it?
Who's list am I on and why? Then plan accordingly to get on or remain on the best list with the time I have left.. :)
God: why are you invisible like Satan?<br />
Satan: Why are you kicking me like a Satan?
smooth or crunchy?