Someone comes down the stairs and says wtf...are you doing in my house:-))
When you get up during the night to go pee and realize you are peeing in the dogs bowl.
You don`t recognize everybody
the man who opens the door greets you with a hug and a kiss...
the living room looks completely different and the people sitting are complete strangers ( happened to me once before at my sis' place).. LOL the look on their faces..
Your partner doesn't want to be with you.
When you enter the house, and it is not your furniture unless someone surprised you
zombies run out to eat your brain......................................
You knock and Big Bellied Bubba opens the door
Her husband opens the door.
Everything is clean and tidy.
Youdr neighbour is not occupying the bed
You walk into the house and supper is ready, the family is nice to you. After your shower you get a massage with the extras and then you get to watch ESPN for the rest of the night.
When you roll over and theres another person in the bed as well...
When the house key doesn't fit..
Your key doesn't fit!!!
you see the shotgun pointed at your head as the fridge door closes and you gulp the last of their milk down.....*que the get away car*
She is so happy to see you.
You see spaghetti on the carpet