Stoker......drink less beer...pass that here my man!
Other signs include<br />
More girls at the pharmacy know your name than at the local tavern<br />
There is more moaning and groaning gettin in an out of bed than when you are in it.
You know that you are getting old when it seems that your best days are gone indeed.
You know you're getting old when you find yourself looking at size fittings for Adult Diapers and no one tells you you're in the wrong section.
You also know you're getting old when NOT getting up to go, is at your own peril--- ;D
Oh, don't you know it!!! :D
It's been a while since I had one of them!
you know your getting old when a 14/15 year old offers you a seat on the tube and calls you sir.............
The first time a teenager gave me his seat I was flattered and devastated at the same time .;)
Getting more than 4 hours kip does it for me.
I know I'm getting old, I just looked at the fashions in the latest issue of Cosmo.. and I said to myself "you've got to be kidding"