your home is mobile and your car is not<br />
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your truck is taller than your house

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if your truck is a 4 x 4 and you got a case of PBR in the back, this months Hustler magizine in the front and Jackyl's The Lumberjack Song pumped all the way up to 11.

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If you've ever climbed a water tower to defend your sister's honor, you might be a redneck.<br />
If you've ever had a hairdo destroyed by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.<br />
-Jeff Foxworthy<br />
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If you're hanging off my family tree....you're probably a redneck. <br />
;)

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your wife's actually your sister

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you have a sunburn just above ur collar.

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if you keep your christmas lights on all year long

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True, but I sure know some Chicago people that keep theirs up all year long!

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your name starts with TIMe and ends with NIHIL.

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That just took me forever to figure out.. got it!

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